I need to come up with a funny nick name fir this city, any ideas?

okay people have nicknames for the cities that i live near by like for my school we are atascadero greyhounds but they call us Atrashcadero Gayhounds. and for morro bay its Moron bay and cayucos is cayuseless. and for Arroyo Grande (AG) is "you cant spell FAG with out AG" but now we need one for Paso Robles Bearcats we cant find one for them! i thought of Paso Hopeless but i want a better one, do you guys have any better nick names?? thanks!